This is the way.

You know what this is? It’s your DIY opportunity to upgrade your toilet setup into something with a proper bidet sprayer for just $14.99.

We’re talking about you being the cost of an only-slightly-overaggressive burrito order and a minor home project away from finally moving beyond the outdated tyranny of cleaning yourself with toilet paper.

There’s no nonsense here, just a solid bidet that gets the job done without a single button, dial, or firmware update. It uses the water line right there on the back of your toilet, so no additional plumbing or electricity required…just screw it on and get to spraying.

It’s honestly something of a game-changer.

Anyway, you get the sprayer, the water line, and the manual that tells you how to get everything set up with a minimum of fuss.

We’re beyond confident that you’re going to love it.

Take the plunge (finally).