For what ails you…
Surely you’ve seen massagers like this around. They’re generally very powerful, super expensive, and very black in color. Without looking at price tags, you’d be hard-pressed to tell the difference from one to the next if we’re being honest.
But then there’s this one.
This one is both a different color than usual (fun!), but also way, way cheaper than usual (more fun). Instead of being a high end sucker edition model that inexplicably retails for like $499, this one is yours for just thirty bucks. This one is slightly less outrageous undiscounted—they usually ask $299.97–but it’s still yours for today’s sweet, sweet deal price.
Get massaging!
